Oldmcdonaldhadahorsecock

Lets just say I'm the largest on the 'Farm'

Old McDonald's Diner Menu

Old McDonald's Breakfast
Cumshot
Creamiest egg whites from free range chickens, and the thickest sausages*
$3 - 60secs or 5 pictures

Old McDonald also had a Donkey
Buttplay
Juiciest rump roast with a side of carrots and potatoes
$10 - 60sec or 5 pictures

Old McDonald Weigh In
Dick and pussy rating
Eggplant and feline enthusiast
Bring your vegetables and kitty cats for me to rate
$2 - rate

Old McDonald's Diner Postcard
Signed Polaroid
Signed postcard of old mc Donalds prize winning showhorse
$5 - 1 Polaroid

Karoke Nights
1/2 off voice messages on(days off)
Cum on down and listen to Old McDonald's wonderful singing voice and let him get you feeling hot
$2 - 20 words or less
*All content contains 100% grade A quality horse meat